CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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