what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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