I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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