Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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