Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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