Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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