im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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