Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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