My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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