Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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