Porn is love you can see.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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