Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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