He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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