I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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