New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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