we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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