Do vagina's smell?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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