it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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