I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
honey bunches of taint.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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