like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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