so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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