I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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