I'm drive I can fine osifer
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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