he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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