It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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