but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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