He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My dad just said "fuck circus"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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