so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Randomize
