honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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