so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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