yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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