do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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