Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You work out of a Hotel?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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