Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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