Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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