its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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