turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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