People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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