let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
