Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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