I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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