just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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