The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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