im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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