Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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