Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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