if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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