After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just found a bag of teeth...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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