at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize