sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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