Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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