grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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