white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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